• me: this blog looks nice i think im gonna follo-
• description: vaShappeningg I L000VE Carrots and turtles and i HATE SPOons EW-
• me: abort mission

every single day

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

me: i’m tired
dad: it’s because of your computer
me: my eye hurts
mom: your computer
me: i’m hungry
parents: computer

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

(Source: akiseru)

“I’m hilarious” I whisper to myself as I continue making shitty text posts that get 2 notes

(Source: somethinghorrible)

don’t get attached to anime

because they will end

and you will die

(Source: binayo)

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii)

your first kpop group is like your first love…though there may be others in the future that one group will always have a special place in your heart.

(Source: secretlyaddictive)

Thank God I have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks

(Source: annawintour)

Going to a friends house

• Normal people: What a lovely home you have
• Me: Whats your wifi password?

i put the unf in unfollow

(Source: draculoids)

• Normal teenager: I lost my virginity
• Me: I lost a follower